okay let's do this I have been obsessed
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with our first guest in her family for
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over a decade in a very very healthy way
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she is the queen of reality TV social
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media and now cosmetics - with her
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beauty company k'kaw Beauty please
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welcome Kim Kardashian Wow
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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alright buckle down and get comfortable
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my first question do you think it's a
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coincidence that Reggie Bush's wife
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looks just like you I'm probably not for
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you but I've been obsessed with you for
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a really long time but can you remember
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the first time we met I do actually we
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were at a hotel in New York and I don't
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know where we were coming from but it
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was late and we were going up to see
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this Axl velour suite at the Greenwich
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Greenwich I think yeah
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and I'm getting in the elevator with
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Kanye and then I bed doors are like
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about to close and I hear Jennifer
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screaming I love your show that was the
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same hotel where I was taking off my bra
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under my shirt and Kanye tapped me on
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the shoulder I was like what so recently
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I went over to your mom's house for
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dinner it was everything I could have
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ever dreamed was yeah so Jennifer came
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over for dinner like two weeks ago yeah
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I've never seen my mom more drunk in our
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lives
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I was way more drunk than your mom you
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take it easy on your mother that point
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it was like - they had like a few too
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many drinks for my for my taste
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yeah well you were drinking teas though
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I understand and I remember getting
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naked in your mom's closet and ordering
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you to dress me yes I know you just be
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happy awfully I looked amazing as you
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could see in that video then is my
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memory correct did you call Kanye to
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come up in the closet did you want him
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to style me but you said I'm not joking
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I really want Kanye to style me and so I
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said okay and then I come back in and
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you're fully butt-naked downstairs and
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tell him not and we put on one of my
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mom's dresses and you wore it throughout
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the whole dinner oh it's I have it oh
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yeah I went home in it so you Kanye like
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fart in front of each other or do you
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talk about her like do you fart in front
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of him
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there's no real good way to segue into
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that but I was just thinking cuz I asked
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you to get me gas X and I remember Kanye
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looking down the table like oh my god
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she farts I just had one of those
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stabbing gas pains in the back oh you
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tears my ribs yeah cuz I was so excited
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I feel like I know you so well yeah yeah
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inside and out yeah so one thing that a
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lot of people might not know if they
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haven't watched every single episode
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from the time the show has started is
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that you
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you run Instagram in social media but
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you're also a bonafide hacker totally
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like I'm wired yeah trouble I'm fully
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retired but tell me about that I think
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yeah I used to be like the go-to spy
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that everyone would call and try to get
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info on their boyfriends or husbands or
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better get it what did you do um I just
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probably was in a really insecure on
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trusting relationship and I had to
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oversee myself or back yeah yeah I know
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it's far back it's not like that anymore
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hi I don't hack anymore Tanya doesn't
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have a password on his phone
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yeah he doesn't but actually we
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shouldn't say that he does people know
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but he doesn't have pictures in his
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phone so oh good good you could take it
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there is this service that I figured out
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that you can call someone's number and
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make it look like it's anyone elses
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number calling them so what I figured
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out is how to get into the voicemail
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system is if you call the number but
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make it look like it's your own number
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calling it tricks the system gets right
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into the voicemail system we're screwed
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now that there's texting cuz no one
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leaves voicemails anymore but although
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their battle rates are screwed I got
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major dirt back in the ground do you
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think that you could like hack like a
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president Twitter and maybe like stop a
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war like you could save the world
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and it's kind of like that game we were
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playing at the house remember we were
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like you were like okay if you could
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save the world who would you rather
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sleep with Donald Trump or kim jong hoon
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who did you say I think we were just
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laughing so hard we didn't choose by oh
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that's in quite I would have made you
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choose
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I get very aggressive when I'm drunk I
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probably forget sort of hold where you
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were gonna pass out yeah no I don't know
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I don't know if we chose so another
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random question just Chloe is Chloe like
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in on you being subtly rude to her or
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like are you just like subtly
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what like about her style no we also do
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like periods and she's like my her and I
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are really vibing right now yeah I'm
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just maybe I was like rude about her
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style okay but I love her side I don't
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have a sister so I don't know how it
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works I just say a free-for-all yeah I
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mean it could be honest if you had
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styled my suitcase I would have probably
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been like sick yeah better already
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packed it I would have been annoyed she
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already packed it okay yeah see we put
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all the work in and then you
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but the Polaroid's was a really nice
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touch I actually wanted to for this show
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I couldn't stop having ideas I wanted
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you to come and like organize my closet
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and spy well I'll come up please - all
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right
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and I'll okay wait wait what do i what
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okay I made you something but I don't
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know if we have enough time what should
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I do
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just okay well when we come back wait no
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wrap up the conversation so
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[Laughter]
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very funny stuff when we come back I
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have many deeply personal questions I
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need to ask him
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pay me to talk about her cosmetic line
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k'kaw this is one of her products which
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I think I have oh never mind no I don't
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have that this is for blush it's for
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contour blending contour blending yes
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not what you think it is that's not all
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what I thought it was you know what I
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guess when I was okay I never thought
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all my things are like a flesh color so
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I get it but that's not wasn't
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necessarily the flesh color that made me
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think it was a dildo I usually see like
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darker colors so
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yeah the fact when I was posting it on
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social media and I was like yeah I
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didn't notice because it was a white so
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to move on from dildos which I don't
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want to do you have you're hosting your
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famous family Christmas Card
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that year and a return I've noticed I've
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never been in one
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you are welcome okay good I took the
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liberty of putting myself in one already
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this I drew myself if you like I love
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the fan er that I made you this
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my eyes are closed in complete bliss so
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you can keep this yeah yeah you should
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on your furniture yeah okay so can I get
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to my deeply personal question card yes
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okay great
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oh well actually this is a total side
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note but what do you think about Selena
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getting back together with Justin I
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think it's so cute okay I don't know
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what to think who of all of your sisters
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lost their virginity first you were yeah
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I know it wasn't Kourtney have you ever
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been cheated on
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yes how did you find out um my hacking
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skills nice yeah I I got into the
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voicemail thing and it was on my
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birthday
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I was at dinner with all of my best
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friends put it on speaker board
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wondering like where my boyfriend was
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his voicemail he was flying in town to
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meet another girl on my birthday and
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lied to me that he was in a different
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city oh my god that got the Taylor Swift
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song oh my god that's awful I'm sorry
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that happened did you marry him how many
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ex-boyfriends are still on your phone
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only one okay yeah and you know super
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friendly he lives right across the
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street from Courtney we never you know
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really talked but the nicest family I
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went to his wedding and yeah great okay
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on the count of three I want us both to
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name your craziest ex-boyfriend
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my craziest your craziest ex-boyfriend
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like one two three
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Kris Humphries
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[Laughter]
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you got me what is the most incorrect
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rumor you've ever heard of yourself ah I
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don't know I start to like believe them
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all there's so many I know everything I
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just don't even know I know it's so
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overwhelming whenever it could ask that
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question like my eyes go crossed I guess
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it's everything yeah I know and then and
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then after a while like there was like
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footage that I had blamed Donald Trump
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for all the hurricanes in the world and
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like after I saw like the ninth headline
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I was like damn hi
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but I didn't okay if you were stranded
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on a desert island with one member of
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your family who would you kill last like
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I can only have one surviving yeah like
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you've already killed the annoying ones
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and now there's like basically your
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favorite one okay I mean my kids oh wow
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oh my god I forgot children now I feel
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guilty I feel bad you mean just I mean
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just siblings yeah but I mean if you
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were gonna kill a kid what kid would it
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be no which of your siblings would you
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kill last it might be Chloe cuz I feel
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like she'd like kill me like whatever
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you would actually the one I'd have to
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kill first yeah like just strictly a
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survival wise okay what is the weirdest
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thing Kanye does he falls asleep
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anywhere it's like we'll be at a meeting
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or like he'll you know introduce me to
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people I've never met before and we'll
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be at a restaurant and he'll be like
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snoring I think I might stop I wish I
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had that do you guys have like normal
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couple things we like argue over who to
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hire to take the garbage out every day
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we are super normal we watched Family
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Feud every night before we fall asleep
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oh my god
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yeah that's like overly normal I watched
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you guys to fall asleep how many of
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Kanye's albums can you name all of them
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oh you can yeah that's sweet yeah you're
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a good partner yeah
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have you talked to AJ since he's gotten
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out of prison
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I haven't Danna I think I saw him at
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like a club in Miami like a decade I may
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be right like eight nine years ago did
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you talk to him yeah did you ask him if
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he did it I just never really like go
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there I have like so much respect for
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his children I don't know I feel like my
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mom and Caitlyn both say like a lot
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about it and are really vocal and I just
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feel like you know his kids it must be
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like really hard so I just try to like
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to stay away from that yeah this is the
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second time I've tried to attack
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children tonight has Gandhi ever written
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songs about you that like we don't know
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about yeah can you tell me what they are
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there was one that he hasn't released
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but he's sing it at the met called
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awesome and he write like before we got
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together he had played it for me when he
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was recording watched the throne and
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then when we when I was pregnant and it
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was my first Met Ball he performed it
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like to me at the Met oh my god
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yeah that kind of stuff never happens to
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me
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it must be really really nice I'm just
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gonna keep like so what does he wear to
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bed what if both of you wear to sleep I
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have like Kim Kardashian on a couch
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answering questions
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I hit like do you ever sleep in socks
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I sleep in socks every night oh my god
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like this is nice anything good like I
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put my sauce up I'm freezing so yeah
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it's really cold in the studio by the
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way I'm gonna talk to Jimmy about it it
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is yeah and I have a weird reaction
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where I sweat when I get cold so I'm
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afraid I said if anybody at home is
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wondering why I'm sitting this way it's
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not for my breast
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it's for my armpit sweat trying to
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squeeze it away yeah it's a it's not
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supposed to happen like that and my leg
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hair grows back here but it's more him
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okay how did you pick your surrogate and
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why didn't you ask me
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[Laughter]
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yeah did I was I even in like in the
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conversation I'll know if I do it again
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Oh
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oh my god I just can't wait for your
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kids to just be like teenagers and over
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just it's like the royal family I'm just
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like ah what are they gonna do they are
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the whole family is so lovely what did
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you guys do for Halloween we all go to
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Courtney's and spend Halloween there and
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I try I was going to do that thing that
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you showed earlier telling the kids that
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I took their candy yeah and videotape it
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and then I just didn't have the heart to
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do it yeah there was some of those kids
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reactions though I was watching like
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some of them was like oh like oh and
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then some of them I was like if I ever
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did that to my parents like yeah I'm
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like it my parents like my parents
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told me they ate all my candy I would
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have been like okay well I'm sorry I'll
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be in my room
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wouldn't work fun it like Courtney goes
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so overboard with the decorations that I
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think her kids are just over it like the
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whole do anti Halloween oh no way yeah
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what were they um Mason was quavo from
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me goes
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showed up at school like weibo and north
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Penelope was nothing Oh looks like about
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not festive and Norris was Wonder Woman
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she was a few things her in st. were Axl
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Rose and slash oh my god they had fits
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with the wigs and it was like a whole
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thing so that left like one second
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that's what happened to me at Halloween
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five minutes with a wig and then they
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were bunnies to go trick-or-treating in
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costumes like I did this year oh I
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always thought that like if I like I had
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like a little baby and it was a boy I
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would make him a Chippendales dancer and
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take his shirt off with a little bow tie
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I saw this girl online did her daughter
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is like a Victoria's Secret model in
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with the wings and like in lingerie but
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it was like a bathing suit I think she
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got a lot of things third time I approve
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and I'm not responsible enough to be
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around
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I just think it's sexy okay so what do
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you guys like think about blac Chyna uh
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you know I was I always said when
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someone was gonna ask me you know dream
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is gonna see this one day and so I think
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it's just super respectful to just not
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say anything about you know my niece's
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mom got it totally fourth child
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